DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
This is Dan Rather. He is a news reporter. I think he is on NBC. He has been a news reporter for many years, needless to say, considering he covered the Watergate Scandal. For those of you too young to know what that was, it was where Richard Nixon, a president who's long since died, tried to rig the election. That was in, like, the seventies.
But that is beside the point. DAN RATHER could be in danger. "HOW?" you may ask. Well. DAN RATHER could fall in the bathtub. DAN RATHER could get old some day. DAN RATHER could get stepped on by a crazed llama imported from Khazaerkablerfartistan. DAN RATHER could even spontaneously combust! The possibilities are endless, and that is why there is the...
Save Dan Rather Fund
Well, there's not really. But there SHOULD be. So please. Help save Dan Rather today. Remember the Alamo, remember the Watergate, remember everything that Dan Rather has done for you, but PLEASE remember to help save Dan Rather by contributing your thoughts and dirty t-shirts to the...
Save Dan Rather Fund
Thank you.
(Ever get that feeling, you know...
the one that says you just wasted your time?)